mugglebornheadcanon:

379. Hogwarts boasts an underground black market for ballpoint pens.  The student who founded it graduated decades ago, but it resurfaces year after year in spite of the faculty’s efforts to have the writing utensils removed from the premises for good.

Wednesday Aug 20 @ 10:06pm

buckkybbarnes:

why are people against the ice bucket challenge it’s for a good cause and you get to see all these celebrities in wet clothing clinging to their chests what is the downside why do you not like joy

Wednesday Aug 20 @ 10:06pm

awoopsehdaiseh:

one direction should do the ice bucket challenge for the following reasons:

  • wet direction
  • they could chill for 5 seconds
  • we could watch the ice evaporate as it touches Zayn’s skin
Wednesday Aug 20 @ 12:50am
So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…

feelsofacatlady:

glutenfreewaffles:

This man

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never

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lets anyone

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drive him.

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He literally

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is always

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the one in the drivers seat.

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He has a chauffeur 

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that he drives. 

And then I realized…

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There’s probably

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good reason

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for that. 

That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds

Wednesday Aug 20 @ 12:47am

heydylanobrien:

a warning to the people

the good and the evil

this is war

Wednesday Aug 20 @ 12:46am

romanovasledger:

requested by willastyrells: nat + humour

 (via borncareful)

Tuesday Aug 19 @ 11:20pm

Yeah, and you still got me.

Monday Aug 18 @ 11:16pm

Go, live your dream.

Saturday Aug 16 @ 07:22pm

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I’m on this new diet. Well, I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

Saturday Aug 16 @ 07:04pm

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
Friday Aug 15 @ 11:54pm
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